partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

hisaofukayamas:

michaeltrucco:

I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT

THEY DIDNT FOLLOW THE GAME THE GAME FUCKIN FOLLOWED THEM

mordaret:

guy:

WHY DO PEOPLE START CONVERSATIONS AND THEN NOT CONTINUE THEM

foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now

foreveralone-lyguy:

Obama don’t fail me now

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

firelorcl:

"how did you fit so much text in that snapchat"

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it’s 7:52 am and i’m singing the soundtrack to “the road to el dorado”

i’m not even sleepy anymore

alcohell:

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i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that

saddestblogger:

when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent

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reattachment:

If you don’t cry over a tv show then you’re not a tru fan

disgustinganimals:

someone didn’t follow the instructions on how to build a cat 

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